Top ten uses of ....skin

Alrite.... it's almost 230am in the middle of the night.....Still dun feel like sleeping...so what's a guy gotta do?
He blogs! About things that will rot the reader's brains.....

Ahhh... my skin is finally peeling from the sunburn I got from my dip and tan session over the F1 weekend.......this piece of skin is meticulously peeled so that it will not break and maintain a large area......
For what purpose you ask? Well.... absolutely nothing!! But....Boy and girls if you really wan, below are the top 10 things you can use for a sunburnt skin peel-off.....let the innovation begin!

#10- Bottle Seal.
No more leaky problems with your fluid container or dispensers. Totally non toxic and organic in nature with no horrible after-taste side effects to your drinks. Here we have a sunkist bottle using a Sun-kissed skin.

#9- Torchlight diffuser.
Can't stand the harsh bright light of your handy torchlight? Need wider spread? Just diffuse the beam with it! Creates a more soft and HUMAN glow to the atmosphere....Just dun use it for high temperature application. Try limiting temperature to 36.9°C for optimum lifespan.

#8- Blanket for ty toys.
Or for any other small little palm sized darlings you might have in your possesion. Wouldn't want them to get cold would you? Of cos you can snuggle them all up but this will allow them to feel closer to your SKIN!

#7- Cup cover.
Graciously covers all kinds of cup openings with it's ability to stretch to accommodate whateva weird cup mouths. Prevents your coffee from getting cold too quickly and can help to condensate the steam back into water droplets back into the brew.....You still can even smell the coffee due to the sweat gland pore holes on the skin...

#6- Bookmark.
Why settle for the run of the mill retangular cardboard type when you can have this funky irregularly shaped piece of wonder? Might even keep books with dry topic interesting. Not all books are parchment laden so do add a little texture to your readings today. Makes medical books all that more realistic too!

#5- Bag skin surfacing.
Forget Pr*da or LV. or any of those branded wallet vaccums. Here is an original custom made top grade human skinned bag. Crocodile or cow leather are so common and passe......After all..... we all just can't resist the embrace and comfort of yet another human's running through your fingers dun we?

#4- Keyboard Skin.
Works and feels just like the Apple iMac's keyboard skin. Feels just as comfortable, works on all models of keyboards and totally biodegradable! What? you want more? It can also be worn on the iphone and ipod touch too! Giving you more tactile feels when you tilt them to play the games!

#3- Suckenardo films
Remember one of those see beh boh liao camp games we used to play? Suckenardo was one of those all time classics which involved a member of the camp sucking on a plastic film with his or her lips and passing to the next person's(usually a member of the opposite sex) lips. With this innovative replacement for the plastic film, you can feel as if you are actually kissing the other person....just imagine that the person you are passing to is a hot babe or hunk! Dun hestitate! Get this film NOW!!

#2- Sweet wrapper.
With all the trash piling up in our planet, stop using individually plastic wraps for sweets and candies. Use Skin! No more worries about landfills no more! And if you are too lazy to unwrap the candy, just pop it in! The wrapping will be fully digestible! What more, with the White Rabbit Candy being banned, this is your chance to taste edible wrappings again! Hurrah!! The CNY spirit is back again!

#1- Screen censors.
All we see nowadays on the net are junk, junk and more filth. Like this screen shot here....fortunately we got our Skin to cover their skin!.....erm maybe not big enuf. Good against glare or glary pics!! (I got a feeling these 2 will be sure to keeeel me and skin me yet again tomorrow!)

Ok.....so these ain't really good ideas... but hey.... it' s like 3am now!!! Nitez and stay happy people!